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GYXE > Arthritis > OTP: Generation Gap 4 August 2006 16:19:00

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OTP: Generation Gap

Califchief 4 August 2006 16:19:00
 Reminds me of the scene in a local grocery store
30 years ago. Kid was really creating a scene
and complained about "the generation gap."

The parent responded, "The only generation gap
is the one between the palm of my hand and
your bottom."



Q: What do you do with a singing mother who has a
really bad voice? I am a girl, 14, whose mother
sings all the time around the house. She is a
little older than average, so she sings all these
really old songs by bands like The Beatles and
the Rolling Stones.
She sings when she's doing the dishes. She sings
when she's cooking. She sings when she's cleaning.
She sings all the time, and it is driving me nuts.

A: My first instinct was to suggest that you take
over the cleaning, the cooking, the laundry, the
dishwashing -- all those things that are driving
you nuts. That will give your mom more leisure
time to go to the mall or get her nails done,
and that means she'd have to sing in public.
Earplugs are also cheap and easy.



... Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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